It’s a play I’d made hundreds of times in my career as a softball pitcher.

Field a ground ball, fire a strike to first base.

Sometimes when people ask me hard questions, I give a pat answer.

Co-worker: Have you seen the stapler?

Me: I have pants on. What more do you want from me?

Ever had someone completely call you on your bullshit?

I have.

Just the other day in fact.