On an almost weekly basis, I hear clients or strangers at dinner parties make the following statement:

I mean I can’t even do a push up. Or a pull up!

Do you want a nicer butt?

No, not like a friendlier butt, but..let’s say…a stronger butt?

Sure you do, even if you don’t know it.

That’s a line from an Alanis Morissette song.

Some of you reading this might suddenly have a flashback to that time you were on a date with a frat guy named Alan who had a six-disc changer in his car when it was cool